something productive
    [climate conniptions, economyopia]

I mean, would you want your child to grow up to be a climate scientist? How depressing!

in this together
    [silly humans]

Don’t tell me that we’re all related — I hate my relatives.

happier news
    [silly humans]

Something like “climate chaos proven to be a hoax” would be great.

just a theory
    [climate conniptions]

Thank God.